佛山市

One of the guests turned to a manby his side and criticized the womanwho was singing.
  “What a terrible voice! Do you knowwho she is?”
  “Yes，” was the answer.“She ismy sister.”
  “Oh. I beg your pardon. Of courseher voice isn't bad， but the song is terribleI wonder who w rote that aw ful song?”
  “I did，” was the answer.
  客人
  其中一位客人转向坐在他旁边的那个男子，批评正在唱歌的那个女人。
  “多难听的声音呀！你知道她是谁？”
  “她是我的妹妹”他答道。
  “噢，对不起。当然啦，她的嗓子是不错的，可是那首歌很糟糕。我想知道那首难听的歌是谁写的。”
  “我写的”，他回答。
  ·石零·